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	<description>cutia cu maimutze</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A murit fostul arbitru FIFA Mircea Salomir</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/a-murit-fostul-arbitru-fifa-mircea-salomir/24/02/2010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/a-murit-fostul-arbitru-fifa-mircea-salomir/24/02/2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Fostul arbitru FIFA, Mircea Salomir, a incetat din viata, in noaptea de marti spre miercuri, la aproape 65 de ani, informeaza site-ul oficial al FRF.

Nascut la data de 1 mai 1945, la Turda, Mircea Salomir si-a petrecut cariera de fotbalist la Cugir, Gloria Bistrita si Universitatea Cluj, abandonand activitatea de jucator in anul 1977. El [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul saptamanii</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancul-saptamanii-3/25/01/2010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancul-saptamanii-3/25/01/2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[bancul saptamanii]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[vine baut]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O femeie batuta rau se duce la doctor. Doctorul:
- Ce s-a intamplat?
- Nu stiu ce sa ma mai fac. De fiecare data cand sotul meu vine acasa baut, ma bate de ma rupe.
- Am un leac foarte bun pentru asta. Cand sotul tau vine acasa baut, tu imediat iei o cana de ceai de musetel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul saptamanii</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancul-saptamanii-2/18/12/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancul-saptamanii-2/18/12/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bancuri boc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=675</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Emil Boc vizitează o scoala. La sfarsitul vizitei, in fata clasei-model, directoarea îi intreaba pe copii:
- Ei, ce-i spunem noi acum domnului premier?
Liniste apasatoare… In sfarsit, se ridica Bula din fundul clasei si-i zice lui Boc:
- Cu zece lei va cumpar si pe dumneavoastra si pe toti ministrii din guvern!
Directoarea il insfaca de mana si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri post electorale</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancuri-post-electorale/09/12/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/bancuri-post-electorale/09/12/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[basescu geoana bancuri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=670</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ce au facut romanii in timpul mandatului lui Mircea Geoana?
Au dormit!!
 
Cum se pune la loc dopul la o sampanie?
Intrebati-l pe Geoana.
 
Cine este in spatele lui Basescu?
Mircea Geoana.
 
&#8220;Cand te culci cu un presedinte si te scoli cu altul, e clar, politica
e o&#8230; femeie usoara.&#8221;
 
Ce face acum Vanghelie?
Cauta pe google sa vada ce inseamna diaspora, sa o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Basescu - Geoana batalie de campanie, turul al II-lea</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/basescu-geoana-batalie-de-campanie-turul-al-ii-lea/01/12/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/basescu-geoana-batalie-de-campanie-turul-al-ii-lea/01/12/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Cine e mai tare? Vedem pe 6 decembrie!
Batalia pentru fotoliul de la Cotroceni a luat forme incalificabile



Geoana si Basescu in batalia pentru turul II - trucaj


Toata lumea trucheaza! Au invatat de la raspandaku!  
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		<title>VIDEO MANEA - Nicolae Guta si Roxana Printesa Ardealului: Sa pui stampila pe Basescu</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/video-manea-nicolae-guta-si-roxana-printesa-ardealului-sa-pui-stampila-pe-basescu/30/11/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/video-manea-nicolae-guta-si-roxana-printesa-ardealului-sa-pui-stampila-pe-basescu/30/11/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[basescu manea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[basescu si guta manea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[guta roxana basescu manea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Guta si Roxana manea basescu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[maneaua lui basescu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nicolae guta basescu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=659</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nicolae Guta si roxana Printeze Ardealului i-au copt-o lu&#8217; Geoana!
 
Prostanacu, tot prostanac ramane! Staff-ul lui Basescu s-a miscat repede si clar! Au scos o manea belea!
Presedintele Romaniei si-a castigat sprijinul interpretului &#8220;Nicolae Guta&#8221; si pe al partenerei sale de manele &#8220;Roxana printesa Ardealului&#8221;. Cei doi au lansat pe &#8220;Etno TV&#8221; o manea electorala, care indeamna [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea ar fi sa le stii si pe astea!</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/culmea-ar-fi-sa-le-stii-si-pe-astea/18/11/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/culmea-ar-fi-sa-le-stii-si-pe-astea/18/11/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[bankoop]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=654</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cateva &#8220;culmi&#8221; care circula pe net:
 
culmea aglomeratiei: sa cedeze soferul locul unei femei gravide.
culmea aglomeratiei: sa mearga soferu&#8217; de la autobuz pe scara
culmea agriculturii: sa ari Calea Victoriei cu boii din guvern.
culmea agronomului: sa faca sa infloreasca un boboc de rata&#8230;
culmea ambitiei: sa te razi cu lama de la buldozer.
culmea auzului:sa auzi cum se crapa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Basescu referendum - video misto</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/basescu-referendum-video-misto/13/11/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/basescu-referendum-video-misto/13/11/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[basescu referendum]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iaka ce mai scoate romanul in prag de referendum:



]]></description>
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		<title>Cum se raspandeste Gripa porcina</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/cum-se-raspandeste-gripa-porcina/10/11/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/cum-se-raspandeste-gripa-porcina/10/11/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[cum se raspandeste gripa porcina]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.raspandaku.ro/?p=647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Asta e! Se poate si mai rau!
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		<title>Poezie inginereasca</title>
		<link>http://www.raspandaku.ro/poezie-inginereasca/06/11/2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raspandaku.ro/poezie-inginereasca/06/11/2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raspandaku</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[doi peste]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lebede]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mandrele mele]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[patru ochi luceste]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[perpendicular pe casa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O stim cu totii asa ca iat-o si scrisa ca sa n-o uit!
:)) :))
Intr-o balta neagra,
Patru ochi luceste.
Ce sa fie oare?
Cred ca e doi peste.
 
Pe un camp cu viorele
Crestea numai ghiocei.
Si-a venit mandrele mele
Si le-a cules pe toti ei.
 
Creste iarba, iarba deasa
Perpendicular pe casa
Vine calul si o paste
Alta iarba se dezvolta.
 
Tara mea cu rauri multe
Si [...]]]></description>
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